With the recent oil spill and the many other infractions that are affecting the economy and society as a whole, the common thread has been to BLAME OBAMA. First people expected him to fix all of the problems that were residual from the last president’s term. Then they expect him to never make mistakes. He is not the magical negro or the second coming of Jesus. He cannot perform miracles and walk on water. He also is not perfect and will not please everyone with every single decision he makes. Since people are blaming Obama for every major occurrence, here are a few other things that we can blame Obama for….Feel free to add on to the hilarity.
1. Your fingernail polish is chipped…. Blame Obama!
2. Its too damn hot outside… Blame Obama!
3. The inside of your butt hole itches…Blame Obama!
4. You went to the fridge and somebody ate the last damn slice of bologna! Blame Obama!
5. Your cat keeps missing the damn litter box and pissing on the walls… Blame Obama!
6. You were late for work this morning… Blame Obama!
7. The air conditioning in your house isn’t working.. Blame Obama!
8. They were all out of cream for your coffee at work… Blame Obama!
9. Your wife never wants to have sex with you.. Blame Obama!
10. The cable company found out you were stealing cable and cut your ass off…. Blame Obama!
11. Your boss won’t let you leave work early to go to a wack ass Rihanna concert… Blame Obama!
12. Your Iphone isn’t working… Blame Obama!
13. Lord no! They ran out of damn mild sauce at the Chicken Shack down the street…. Blame Obama!
14. Nobody came to your house to buy any loose cigarettes from you today…. Blame Obama
15. The bread has mold on it.. Blame Obama!
16. You can’t remember where you parked your car at the mall… Blame Obama!
17. Aww damn! I have roaches in my house… Blame Obama!
18. My man can’t find a job… Blame Obama!
19. I stubbed my toe on the table…. Blame Obama!
20. My supervisor is tripping, saying if I’m late for work one more time, I’m fired… Blame Obama!
21. Girl! I have diarrhea….Blame Obama!
22. My man won’t stay his ass home at night… Blame Obama!
23. The liquor store is all out of Colt45′s… Blame Obama!
24. The line at Starbucks is too damn long! Blame Obama!
25. Those bastards only gave me 5 nuggets in my 6 piece!!! Blame Obama!










i am voting for him again we can't let teabaggers and republican take over
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