2009 was filled with the ups and downs of life’s escapades. Needless to say, the stars brought the entertainment as well as the drama. In no particular order, lets take a look back at 2009′s major events in urban entertainment and gossip. Feel Free to add your own.

9. Kanye West And Taylor Swift

Kanye West, never known to be the modest one, jumps on stage during the MTV awards and steals poor little Taylor Swifts moment of shine away. What were you thinking? Of course his rant about how much better Beyonce’s video was was blamed on the alcohol. Blogs were buzzing about this for months and it even caused a bit of a race war as the heart of the true racists were revealed and Kanye became all types of monkeys and niggers for stealing the precious blond blue eyed girl’s limelight.

You Are The Father!

8. Lil Wayne became baby daddy of the year by impregnating not one, not two but three different chicks all within the same year. Damn! He even had the nerve enough to promote condoms. Boy stop! Looks like he is the hardest working man in the bed. Lil Weezie had three Lil Weezie’s with singer Nivea, Actress Lauren London, and some anonymous chick. Nivea had a family with singer/producer The Dream so her pregnancy was not as surprising as the precious Lauren London. She was every young Black man’s dream redbone. Now tarnished by the stank that is Lil Wayne. Will the vixen ever be looked at the same?

7. Rappers Go To Jail…Wait, That’s Every Year

I can think of at least 3 major rappers who while at the peak of their popularity will either be heading off to jail or on their way out within the next couple of months. T.I. started the year off with his jail stint for his collection of guns and other war paraphernalia. Then Gucci Mane got locked up for breaking his probation rules at the height of his crossover pop appeal. Then there is Lil Wayne, who can’t seem to put the weed and guns down. He will be serving a year sentence for.. what else… not being able to put the weed and guns down. Amazingly enough, all three of these rappers will come home and still be at the top of their popularity with more street cred under their belt. Yes, that is how it works people. Get into it.

6. Mashonda Says Get Your Own Man Alicia!

The super woman herself Alicia Keys scored some negative publicity for one of the first times in her career when she started creeping with married super producer Swizz Beatz. Although she still remains very quiet about their relationship, Swizzy’s wife Mashonda has not been. With random twitter rants about how she felt dejected and thrown away by the affair. She has came at Ms. Keys’ head several times saying that they should sit down and talk as women. Swizzy responded for his mistress stating that basically that she needs to get over it. Needless to say Alicia never responded back. Alicia and Swizzy are now apartment hunting together…

5. Failing Career… Get Naked

2009 was the year for celebrities to have their laptops “stolen” and naked pictures of them “leaked”. Keep in mind many of these stars who were “victims” were or are on the brink of no longer having a career. If all else fails, do some hoe s**t. Stars like Cassie, Rihanna, Vivica Fox, Ray J and so on all had some form of naked ass tape or picture “leaked” in late 2008 on. After the “leak”, they had a career. Hell Kim Kardashian put her whole family on. If we were not talking about them before then we were definitely talking about their naked a** or pierced breast after we saw the tape/pictures. Go figure..

4.Crouching Tiger Can’t keep His Hidden Dragon To Himself

Golf legend and highest paid athlete in history, Tiger Woods got caught cheating by his wife and received a royal a** whooping from her. We thought that somehow they might make up and get back together until we discovered that Tiger was a freak. He has hoes in various area codes. Short ones, blond ones, Black ones. Tiger loves the ladies. According to the media he also loves popping pills. Tiger is now in rehab for “sexual compulsion” and pill popping.

3. Long Live The King

The King Of Pop went home in 2009. He went to the Never Never Land in the sky. Michael Jackson died in June of this year after overdosing on various medications given to him by his home physician. He will be missed dearly. No jokes here.

2. Don’t Hit Me Chris

Doublemint’s Good boy Chris Brown and exotic chick Rihanna were in the scandal of their lives. After an awards show, Chris Brown and Rihanna got into an altercation and Chris whooped Rihanna’s a**. We all know the rest as it was discussed, argued, and dragged on for months. Now we all watch as Chris tries to repair his damaged career and relationship with fans and Rihanna cashes in on being the victim while simultaneously trying to hold a note. Jeez! Please someone! Make her stop singing!

1. Yeah, She Said It

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