You Might Think I’m Hating But.. I don’t know if you have heard but Frankie Lons, Keyshia Cole’s Mom is in the process of getting her own book deal, perfume and shoe line. Who would have known that being a crackhead Mom could garner you a blooming career? I can almost understand her giving advice in her autobiography as I’m sure the life of a crack head can be difficult but the shoe line and perfume deal! Who the hell is she to receive these deals? As far as I could remember she was just Keyshia Cole’s drunk crack head momma. That does not equate to making business deals. I know everyone deserves second chances but damn! There is no word yet on when her career as a perfume and shoe designer are set to begin but according to BET’s website they are in the works. What has she done to deserve this? Do crack? She is not a singer, actor or even a chemist who has created their own perfume so uhhhh, why? The perfume is slated to be called “Holla” which is supposed to be her signature word. While the shoes will be titled “Code 10″. What the hell? That sounds like some crackhead sh*t. The name of the shoe line is perplexing me. What the hell is a code 10? She couldn’t think of anything more creative for the name of her shoe line? Is that the code for when the crack is on deck? They say drugs and alcohol kill brain cells. Both of which, she is familiar with. Personally, I’m not 100 percent convinced that she is off that sh*t. However, I know that once you do crack, your face ain’t never coming back!

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