So Eminem and Mariah Carey are at it again. People.com reports the following:

But one celebrity thinks the rapper has gone too far. Nick Cannon has angrily denounced Eminem over a derogatory new track on his new album, Relapse. In the track, entitled “Bagpipes From Baghdad,” Eminem dishes about his alleged romance with Cannon’s wife Mariah Carey – a romance that she denies ever happened.

“Mariah whatever happened to us,” he raps. “Why did we ever have to break-up?” He then turns his sights on Cannon, who married Carey last year. Nick Cannon, you better back the f— up,” he raps. “I’m not playing, I want her back, you punk.” It soon gets worse, when Eminem raps, “I wish you luck with that … wh—”

Cannon fired back at Eminem in an entry on his personal blog on Friday. In the post, Cannon said that Eminem is “still obsessed with my wife, the same female that wouldn’t let him get to second base from 8 years ago.”

Cannon calls Eminem “Slim Lamey” and offers a challenge to him. “Man to man, let’s meet up and deal with this like adults,” he writes. “This is my invitation to you, whenever and wherever you like sir. So when you come out of your introverted hiding place and ask your bodyguards if you can go out and play by yourself, I’m here Pimp!”

“So, Miss Marshall, I’m going to make you wish you never spoke my name and regret the ungodly things you said about my wife,” Cannon continues. “Your legacy has now been tainted from this day forth! You will now be known as the rapper who lost to corny-ass Nick Cannon!”

The blog entry included a picture of a pink, naked Eminem with a butterfly covering his private parts. The caption reads, “I wish I was Nick Cannon.”

My questions are: Who cares? Is this even real or a rouse for more album sales and media attention? I was asked by a friend of mine to report on this but the truth is… I don’t really care about either artist that much. I do like Eminem more than Mariah but I know that he has partially made his career from beefing with people. Not to say that he is not a dope lyricist because I think he is. Mariah can sing her ass off as well but she spends the majority of her time in her videos trying to look pretty. Trying too hard to look pretty. So, when it comes down to it, I’m wondering why either of these successful artists are engaging in this high school brawl. The only logical reason is the media. Poor Nick just wants to defend his vet/cougar wife Mariah. Which I think is commendable. I will say this, I think that Eminem may have some dirt on Mariah so she might want to fall back. He has no problem with embarrassing the hell out of someone. I don’t think he can actually hurt her career but he could have the potential to embarrass the shit out of her. I would like to know how he got her voice on the track? Voice mails maybe. Moving on, I have spent too much time on this bore.

P.S. Are you happy now Chris?!

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